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It's cause I'm brown.

Verily with hardship, there is ease.
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My mom whenever I say some woman on TV looks good:

"You know why she looks good? Look at her body. Lose weight!"

sassy-brown:

Wow what is wrong with my skin man?????

First the acne. And then the stupid shit on my neck.

AND NOW MY PALMS ARE FUCKIN PEELING.

Oh.

Do you think it could be the tea tree oil? I know tea tree oil causes dryness. I’ve cracked it.

The tea tree oil is causing my palm to peel.

Wow what is wrong with my skin man?????

First the acne. And then the stupid shit on my neck.

AND NOW MY PALMS ARE FUCKIN PEELING.

I wish my dimple was tighter you know?
It’s too wide…

Supaaarrr se upaaaarrr

Am I an asshole for not caring AT ALL when people post those “I’ll do commissions for money because I can’t get a job for this dumb reason and that dumb reason.”

Like you are able bodied. You can get a job. You’re just lazy (obviously, not being able to find a job is different).

Or even like the reason why they need money is ridiculous like. You annoy me.

I’m gonna try making butter chicken tomorrow.

Wish me luck.

Also recommend me your fav recipes please.

I pissed off my sister yesterday cause she pissed me off and then she goes to my mom and says,

"I’m telling Dad she’s not fasting" trying to threaten me.

I died laughing.

I screwed up the Kim K game.

I’m stuck in Punta Mita with 2 bucks to my name and my next gig is in NY.

I remember thinking back in Grade 6, “I can’t believe Spongebob is still a thing.”

Lol.

One of my male coworkers has/had a stalker and the guy used to come into the store and everything.

Tbh I get scared just thinking about it.

Anyways they called the cops on the stalker the other day.

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