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It's cause I'm brown.

Verily with hardship, there is ease.
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My dad on the phone right now:

Okay, so October 1st, 1942. No, sorry, 1914. Wait, no, October 1st 2014.

My dad kills me, I swear.

You know what he did yesterday?

So we had people over (my dad’s uncle’s family) and for maghrib my dad decided to go to the mosque and pray. My uncle and my brother didn’t end up going but my dad and my granduncle went.

And because all the shoes were messed up at the door, my dad didn’t notice that he was wearing my uncle’s shoes and not his own. After praying, my dad realizes that his shoes are missing and that someone must have stolen them lmao.

And all that’s left at the mosque are these black Nike sneakers. And because he’s not going to steal someone else’s shoes, my dad drove home bear foot lmaooo.

After coming home he sees his shoes at home and he’s like wtf??? How did my shoes get here??? Omg haha

And then they all realized that the black Nike’s are my uncles and that my dad wore them to the mosque by accident.

I’M STILL DYING.

I know everyone ships JJ with Reid,

BUT I COMPLETELY SHIP HER WITH HOTCH.

Fuck.

This girl isn’t as big a mess as I thought she was.

I need to get my shit together.

I’m so done with people calling me mota man.

Fucking hateeeeee that word.

I told myself I would go to TIFF this year. But I’m broke, so… no TIFF I guess.

I kissed my teeth by accident when my dad was lecturing me

and I’m pretty sure that’s gonna come back to haunt me for weeks.

· my city ·

Last Christmas my friend got me the boxed set of ASoIaF

and I lost the third book.

· fuckity fuck ·

I recently discovered Gekkan Shoujo Nozaki Kun.

AND HOLY FUCK IT’S SO GOOD. Normally, I’m not really into the whole cutsy shoujo anime (I’m more of an angsty shoujo anime type) but omg this one is hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!! Also it’s not cutsy at all.

Also I love the breakdown of the regular gender roles and how fluid gender is in this anime.

10/10 RECOMMEND.

Ew.

My cousins are so extra.

Like, chill. Your sister had a kid, you don’t have to go all Bollywood (think Hum Aapke Hain Kaun) and decorate the house and shit.

Actually. I think the decorating I could have dealt with. But please. Why you put a ribbon at the door to be cut? Barfing rn.

Please. I want to go to fanexpo so I can buy mass effect merch.

I CAME HOME TO FIND THE SWEETEST SURPRISE WAAAHHHHH

ladyofsnark 😚😚😚😚😚

The only reason why I’m looking forward to fall is so that I can wear my work clothes to work under a sweater.

Instead of getting dressed at home and then changing at work again. Smhhhhh.

I’m so so so tempted to buy a couple months of Xbox live so I could download the Cullen extension and play DA.

BUT I HAVE TO FIGHT IT.

I HAVE SCHOOL TO FOCUS ON OMG.

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